Thursday, June 28, 2007

How to rack up some site visit statistics...

...even when no one particularly cares what you have to say.

  1. Put a really nifty picture of Saladin on your site.
  2. Put a really nifty picture of a wolf pack on your site.
  3. Have your blog on a Google-owned platform so that Google searches privilege your site above, for instance, the sites that originally provided the picture of Saladin and the picture of the wolf pack.
  4. Sit back and let the hits accumulate, even when you've said nothing for a while.
I hope your summer day is as nice as mine is currently.


Blogger J J Cohen said...

Another good way: put up a dray, academic encyclopedia essay entitled "animals, erotic symbolism of." Watch the Google hits spike ... and the disappointed readers come and go!

7:14 AM  

Post a Comment

Links to this post:

Create a Link

<< Home